Oral History
Zoom!
Zoom
Zoom!
Ever since COVID-19 began, meeting in person's out (out)
WiFi's so slow, my words don't match my mouth (mouth)
Plus I'm starving?, why schedule meetings during lunch?
Mandatory cameras... y'all gonna see and hear me munch!
Celery, carrots, potato chips, sometimes I eat sloppy fast (fast)
My video is blurry (Why?)
Greasy hands on the glass (Oh)!
Instead of sales tempo, I'd rather play Nintendo
Back when we dialed in, life was so simple! (Yep!)
Invasion of privacy, co-workers in my crib... (Yep!)
My boss got jokes, I'm so sloppy, I need a bib! (Yep!)
But revenge is sweet, peep the lesson she was taught
Captured her digging for gold via a screenshot! (Ha Ha!)
Zoom, I really, really hate to see!
They think they camera's off
Oh, but they on screen...
Digging for gold, and I can't believe
That they nose, their nose.... still ain't cleaneeeeeeeeenn ? Ho! (Zoom!)
I never understood, why we need to be on camera, proof that I'm awake?
Look, I need this job, we in a pandemic for heaven's sakes! (I'm Hip!)
My internet has restrictions
For audio, I gotta dial in (Damn!)
My daughter's on Google classroom, snack break's at 10 (10)!
We don't have 5G, so my bandwidth has limits (limits)
I can't do all of them cool backgrounds and other gimmicks
Y'all keep asking for comments, reactions, and other things....
But my neck hurts, staring at these computer screens
I ain't paying attention, on Twitter posting memes (Memes!)
Six Zooms a day, is like a dozen bad dreams! (I'm Hip!)
Zoom for work, school, church, community activations
We all burned out, venting our frustrations! (Frustrations)
Zoom, is that your family and dog (dog yelps) behind you?
How many kids and cats you got? I got no clue?
What, in the world's hanging, up on your wall? (Is that velvet?)
Looking at y'all's home offices, I'm in total awe! Oh... Zoom!!
We been on this Zoom for hours, talking about something
But what have we all accomplished? Absolutely nothing! (Zoom, Zoom!)
This ain't no idle time, got a bunch of texts and emails to send?
300 people on this meeting, but you calling on me again? (what's up with that?)
I wasn't paying attention to your question, I must confess
But I'm a pro, so I'll impress y'all with some BS (BS!)
Been utilizing Best Practices to generate incremental traffic (Yeah!)
Hit mute then watch a movie with my favorite actress! (Netflix!)
Multi-tasking, online classes, guessing, testing 'till we see 'Congratulations, passes' (Passes!)
How do I know when a Zoom is over? This is sad...
A red and blue thumb asks, how was your experience, good or bad? (good or bad)
Zoom, I like, to fly far away from here?
Why these fools, speak on mute, but we can't hear?
Why, oh why, can't they just see?
Just press the freaking space bar, or unclick the mute key...
Who's Zooming Who!
| Owner of original | Jason Moore |
| Latitude | 39.761047087593965 |
| Longitude | -72.88223266601561 |
| Linked to | Jason Lawrence Moore |